A couple made a deal that whoe...
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact."Hello, Mary?"
"Oh, Bill!! Is that you???"
"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
"What is it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I have lunch, then start all over again."
"Oh Bill, then you surely must be in Heaven."
"Hell, no! I'm a rabbit in Kentucky."
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