A panda walks into a bar, sits...

A panda walks into a bar, sits down at the bar and orders some food to eat. He calmly eats all his food until he is finished. As he gets up he pulls out a gun and fires a few shots into the ceiling. No one is injured but the bartender is furious.

"Why the hell did you do that?!" the bartender yells.

As he walks out the door, the panda turn around and says, "I'm a panda, look it up." And he leaves.

So the bartender goes into his back room and pulls out his old dictionary.

After blowing the dust off it he opens it and finds the entry for "panda." It says: "PANDA: native to Asia and a member of the raccoon family. Has black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves."
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