What day it is today?

Whilst sitting down for breakfast a woman says to her husband, "I bet you don’t know what day it is today."

The husband replies, "Of course I do darling. How could I ever forget?"

The husband leaves for work and later that morning a dozen red roses are delivered. In the afternoon a huge box of chocolates arrive at the door followed by a beautiful evening dress. When he arrives back home the husband gives his wife a beautiful pearl necklace.

His wife throws her arms around him and gives him a huge kiss, exclaiming,

"I've never had such a wonderful Chinese New Year in my whole life!"

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