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Ever since the economy crumble
Ever since the economy crumbled I've not only lost my house, but my cutlery too. I've been fork losed!#joke #short
If men and women use a bathroo
If men and women use a bathroom, do hermaphrodites use a bothroom?#joke #short
Little
Little known fact: Mickey Mouse and Mighty Mouse once served together in the Murine Corps.#joke #short
There's one US State tha
There's one US State that loves Barack so much, they're calling it All Obama.#joke #short
Why does rubbing your hair wit
Why does rubbing your hair with vinegar give you head lice?#joke #short
One line jokes-Contortionist
The show host declared to the packed audience that he would be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who said he could no longer make ends meet.
#joke #short
Business One-liners 06
A stagnant science is at a standstill.
A theory is better than its explanation.
A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.
A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
Ability is a good thing but stability is even better.
Ability is like a check, it has no value unless it is cashed.
Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it is out of date.) - Stafford Beer
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
According to the official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
Adding manpower to a late software product makes it later.
#joke #beer
Sherlock Holmes novels are sex
Sherlock Holmes novels are sexist! As are all mister-ies.#joke #short
Sun Tzu's critically pan
Sun Tzu's critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.#joke #short
If you want to become a good m
If you want to become a good magician you ought to pocus on your craft.#joke #short
Knock Knock Collection 099
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaguar!
Jaguar who?
Jaguar nimble, Jaguar quick!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaimie!
Jaimie who!
Jaimie a game of chess!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jamaica!
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
James!
James who!
James people play!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jan!
Jan who?
Jan of Green Gables!
#joke
A half-man, half-goat makes th
A half-man, half-goat makes the best baby-satyr.#joke #short
Achievements of A Modern Man
A motivational speaker, while addressing his audience, talked about the various achievements man has made today.
He said, 'Today, man has built a ship to cross an ocean, fastest trains to travel across cities, and built planes to fly high in the skies like a bird...'
A gentleman from the audience interrupted, 'Any yet, a man still cannot sit on a barbed wire like a bird does!'
#joke