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God offered Chuck Norris the g...
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Ed Helms: Watching the New York City Marathon
I went and watched the New York City Marathon. It goes right by my apartment in Brooklyn, and I went with a group of friends. And all my friends are cheering for the runners; theyre like, Whoo! Good job! Way to go! Keep it up, youre lookin good! Great job! I was like, You dont have to do that! Thats unnecessary! You know what? Ive got a bike, you can take it. Better yet, come inside -- Ive got air conditioning; my roommate made some guacamole, its awesome; we rented Meatballs. #joke
In 1945, Adolf Hitler was real...
In 1945, Adolf Hitler was really kicked to death by a five year old Chuck Norris.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris feels that brass ...
Chuck Norris feels that brass knuckles should be allowed in the fight to cure diabetes.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat dea...
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris can make Batman c...
Chuck Norris can make Batman cry.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Chuck Norris listens to "Requi...
Chuck Norris listens to "Requiem for a Tower" when he eats pancakes.It was once believed that Chuc...
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.#joke #short #chuck-norris
Grandpa and God
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?â€
I mentally polished my halo while I asked, “Now, how are we alike?â€
“You’re both old,†he replied.
#joke #short
Put it back
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
#joke #short
Freud's patient
One of Sigmund Freud's early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house.
Over Cappuccino and Viennese pastries, she suddenly burst out crying.
Her friend begged her to share what was wrong.
"Oh, it's just terrible," she wailed. "Today the doctor told me I'm in love with my father, and. . .and. . .and you know, he's a married man!"
When Chuck Norris says "More c...
When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.#joke #short #chuck-norris
