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Short jokes - funny one liners (8121 to 8160)Short funny jokes. These jokes are less 300 chars long, so easy to remember! These are the jokes listed 8121 to 8160. |
“Studying earthquakes...
“Studying earthquakes rocks, but sometimes it is not always what it is cracked up to be.”
Knock, Knock... Arthur
Knock knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any better jokes on this site?
Stay up
What do you get when you cross an owl and a rooster?A cock that stays up all night.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
Dirty Old Ladies Are Great
How do you make 100 old ladies yell, "F**K!" at the same time?
Have another one of them yell, "BINGO!"
Just a minute
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.Mad Cows
Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"
The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"
Fighting Back...
HUSBAND: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
WIFE: I clean the toilet.
HUSBAND: How does that help?
WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
“The author in northw...
“The author in northwest Alaska used a pen name. It was a Nome de plume.”
“Neuter your dog - an...
“Neuter your dog - an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of curs.”
“The ice at the rink ...
“The ice at the rink has many ruts. I think the maintenance crew is slipping up.”
Long winded...
A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried away and talked for two hours. Finally, he realized what he had done and said, "I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home."
A voice from the back of the room replied, "There's a calendar behind you..."
Bride and Broom
Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, "I think I'm going to have a whisk."
The groom broom says, "How can that be possible? We haven't even swept together!"
Men are like a pack of Cards...
Men are like a pack of Cards:A "heart" to love them
A "diamond" to marry them
A "club" to smack them and
A "spade" to bury the body...
Short funny jokes-The workshop
Tina : Can you tell the Secret for a successful marriage?
Sara: You tell.
Tina: It's "The Work-Shop". The husband works while the wife shops!
Wake up, Stand up
A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds. Her husband, half-awake, says, "Close those blinds, those little boys over the road can see my naked body." The woman replies, "If those little boys saw your naked body, they'd close their blinds."
Baby ghost
“When you purchase st...
“When you purchase stuff south of the border, you don't Peso much.”
“What part of the Uni...
“What part of the United States produces the largest number of cardiologists? The heartland.”
“The dermatologist wa...
“The dermatologist was an avid gardener but he had a problem with moles.”
“As the farmer passed...
“As the farmer passed the gorgeous woman he did everything he could to a tractor attention.”
Greeting the Queen
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton?
A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
Childless Psychics
Q: Why can't psychics have children?
A: Because their husbands have crystal balls.
“In attempting to coo...
“In attempting to cook Japanese food, I bento ver backwards learning proper technique.”
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?
You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
