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I was kicked in the balls by a
I was kicked in the balls by a Cockney.#joke #short
The new soda clerk was a myste
The new soda clerk was a mystery, until he himself revealed his shameful past quite unconsciously by the question he put to the girl who had just asked for an egg-shake."Light or dark?" he asked mechanically.
#joke #short
Can't Get Any Worse
I was recently sharing with my father how bad my college football team had lost to a major rival 58-0 and that it couldn't get any worse.
Dad, in his infinite wisdom indicated, "The score could have been 65-0."
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I invited the Dalai Lama over
I invited the Dalai Lama over for dinner, but he said Buddha that, which is just as well, as I'm willing Tibet you anything that he would have run a monk.#joke #short
If a concrete curb is cool to
If a concrete curb is cool to sit on, it's because it's a butt mint.#joke #short
When th
When the Muslim vacationer landed in New York during a heat wave, he was immediately arrested by Homeland Security. “But, but,” the unsuspecting tourist protested, “all I said was ‘gee, it's hot!‘”#joke #short
As I was studying grammar, I r
As I was studying grammar, I realized that music star Dolly was no longer attractive. It must have been the Past Parton Supple.#joke #short
Grandma soiled herself for the
Grandma soiled herself for the umpteenth time. She's up to her usual shit nan agains.#joke #short
Touching me with a feather dus
Touching me with a feather duster is a here I tickle act.#joke #short
I try not to argue with farm a
I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I'm just go easily goated.#joke #short
Mr. T is getting incontinent i
Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“#joke #short
Why did the soldier scream as
Why did the soldier scream as he carried burning rubble from the backpacker's hotel?#joke #short
Explicitly hardcore Hobbit fic
Explicitly hardcore Hobbit fiction, aka Gnomoerotica.#joke #short
There are two menny...
There are two menny bad puns about gay couples.#joke #short
